‘You got the email I sent?’
‘What email? Is something the matter?’
‘It’s about that headline on the nuclear arms story. You did that, right?’

Behind the headlines, The Imperfectionists:

“BUSH SLUMPS TO NEW LOW IN POLLS”
Paris Correspondent – Lloyd Burko

“WORLD’S OLDEST LIAR DIES AT 126”
Obituary Writer – Arthur Gopal

“EUROPEANS ARE LAZY, STUDY SAYS”
Business Reporter – Hardy Benjamin

“GLOBAL WARMING GOOD FOR ICE CREAMS”
Corrections Editor – Herman Cohen

“U.S. GENERAL OPTIMISTIC ON WAR”
Editor-in-Chief – Kathleen Solson

“THE SEX LIVES OF ISLAMIC EXTREMISTS”
Cairo Stringer – Winston Cheung

“KOOKS WITH NUKES”
Copy Editor – Ruby Zaga

“76 DIE IN BAGHDAD BOMBINGS”
News Editor – Craig Menzies

“COLD WAR OVER, HOT WAR BEGINS”
Reader – Ornella de Monterecchi

“MARKETS CRASH OVER FEARS OF CHINA SLOWDOWN”
Chief Financial Officer – Abbey Pinnola

“GUNMAN KILLS 32 IN CAMPUS RAMPAGE”
Publisher – Oliver Ott

Curious?